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RP Snob is a Carebear Bake Sale |
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[Something that has
probably happened on Fennin Ro]
Paladin: "I shall not buy a
cupcake made by the spawn of Innoruuk!!"
Dark Elf: "Be gone
you automaton of Marr. I would not sell you a single baked good made by
the Hand of Innoruuk!"
Paladin: "BAH!! The disciples of Marr
make the best puddings and pies! Demonspawn such as yourself could never
master the fine points of baking!"
Dark Elf: "Begone Paladin
before I smote you. You shall not talk about the baking expertise of the
Teir'Dal Nation in that fashion and expect to get away with
it!"
Paladin: "Ha! Try this baked pudding, Dark One. Try it
and revel in the pure pleasure that is Erollisi Marr!"
Dark
Elf: "Give me a pudding Paladin. I fear I've not been regular as of
late and need a good laxative."
Paladin: "Do not tempt into
slaying you, Dark Elf. Do not cast slurs upon my cooking!" (Gives the Dark
Elf a baked pudding).
Dark Elf: (Tries the baked pudding).
"I must confess Paladin that this baked pudding is indeed delicious. Let
us be friends instead of enemies. Let us venture to Unrest and slay beasts
together so that we may get to know one another
better."
Paladin: "Aaah ... now you speak sense, Dark One.
Through understanding comes frienship and peace between our peoples. Here
have another baked pudding and let me try one of your
cupcakes...."
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